A Brief History of Y

A Brief History of Y.M.I.A.D.F.

Originally we all came from a small town in northern Ohio. Then in 1996 the comet struck our city without warning. We lost our paradise in a single violent stroke. Those in power took this disaster as their chance to take control. And once the Evil Empire had taken a firm hold, oppression soon followed. This we could not allow. It was decided amongst a group of friends to end the oppression. The original members were Bald Eagle (Guy Smiley), Secret Squirrel (Angry Beaver), and Magic 8 Ball (Potato Commish). With time we gathered an elite force, including the Old Aged Radioactive Karate Worms, Bad Guy, Edward Plunger Hands, the Dot, and Bandana Man. With this awesome united fighting power and with time we were able to take on the Evil Empire. And with still more time we were able to gather more members and destroy the last remnants of the Empire. It was at this time that the rebellion cooled off a bit. But, not too long afterwards, in early 1998, the Acolytes under the leadership of Evil Prince Zarco invaded. It was high time for the rebellion to be resurrected. We once again gathered new members, including Knappsack, Ass of Cabbage (Ass Master Flash), Solid Snake, Bad Mother Goose, and Hong Kong Fooie. Also with these mighty additions we also added decoy members: Toenail Clippers and Elephant Dung. These members only hindered our efforts and were therefore excommunicated from the group. It was at this time that the name Your Mom Is A Dairy Farmer was chosen. The name was chosen to divert suspicion from our organization. The name makes too little sense to represent earth’s last best chance for freedom. The fighting was long and fierce, but we came out victorious. Afterwards we also enjoyed a short term as the benevolent rulers of Earth. We gave that up with time because it was just too time consuming. Things have been pretty stable since then. We have added 7 new members since that time, and have lost some of those listed above. But, still Y.M.I.A.D.F. presses on.

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