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Would
someone please explain to me the idea behind a "pre-destroyed" hat? I
was reading a men’s clothing catalog the other day, and it was charging twenty
dollars for this hat that looked quite shredded and, . . . . . . . well. . . . .
.. . . destroyed. What is that all
about? Who is purchasing such an
item? If I wanted my hat destroyed so
badly, I’d do it myself. The mere idea of paying for something that is
"pre-destroyed" just seems ridiculous to me. I place special emphasis on the word
"destroyed". When one of my
possessions is destroyed, I usually consider that a bad thing. Am I wrong in
this notion? What about this hat
manufacturer? Did this company actually
hire someone to take all of its finely crafted pieces of head-ware, and run
them over with his car? Maybe it was
his job to take all the hats outside and light them on fire. Twenty dollars. My goodness. Pay me twenty dollars, I’ll destroy your hat for
you. Ridiculous.
Anyway, as promised, here’s the recipe for
toast:
Ingredients:
-
one piece of bread
Place
bread in toaster, and push down lever.
Wait for bread to pop up. At
this point, your bread should be toasted, hence the name "toaster". Now warning, what I’m about to say is not
for the faint of heart, any children present should leave the room. If you want to add jelly to your toast, get
a knife (gasp!!), and spread the jelly on your toast evenly, not in globs. If
you do this, then you’re set! Well, I’m
out of here. Till next time, may all
your meals be satisfying.
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