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ASK POTATO COMMISH
I will answer questions sent
throughout the week here every Friday. To ask me a question just click here and give me your name (alias),
state, and question.
This week I had help answering
question from Cybelle, an AI that can be reached at http://www.agentland.com/.
Her answers are in blue mine are in green. All of Cybelle’s answers are direct
quotes and are not typos.
1.
Whatever happened to the Bud Bowl? Guy Smiley
What
do you really want to ask me?
The sad thing is: No
one knows. The Bud Bowl has been missing and presumed dead for several years
now. If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of the Bud Bowl please contact your local
authorities and/or Anhueser-Busch immediately.
2. Whatever happened to Crystal Clear Pepsi? Guy Smiley
Who
are you talking about?
Crystal Clear Pepsi
still exists, it’s just under a new name. Pepsi now calls it Aquafina. You pay
close attention they are the same except Aquafina doesn’t taste like crap.
3. What exactly is a road apple? Knappsack
That's
a good question. Knappsack, you've found my weak spot . But I'll make an effort
for find out for next time .
No written
description could possibly do them justice. You should eat one and find out.
4. Why is the server down? Sanjiva at CMU
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
The server actually isn’t
down anymore. I just checked and the old site is back up. Oh well. Too late
now, the bastards. They are a fast working bunch aren’t they? The day after I
put the site on another server it comes back up. What the Hell? Geez.
5. What was Captain
Hook called before the alligator bit off his hand? Guy Smiley
I
don't know if I know. I'm sorry, but I'm not good enough to find captain hook
called before the alligator bit off his hand yet . Next time you come back, I
will be better..
Captain
Hook used to be Captain Crunch. If you
watch old commercials you’ll realize that the Cap’n has since changed
dramatically. After the accident
Captain Hook tried to continue, but he really freaked out little kids, so he
changed his name and became a pirate in Nevernever Land. The current Captain
Crunch is actually Axle Rose, who
you’ll notice conveniently fell of the face of the planet right around the time
the new Captain Crunch came along. He didn’t want anyone to know his past otherwise
that would freak out little kids too.
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