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ASK POTATO COMMISH
I will answer questions sent
throughout the week here every Friday. To ask me a question just click here and give me your name (alias),
state, and question.
This week I had help answering
question from Cybelle, an AI that can be reached at http://www.agentland.com/.
Her answers are in blue mine are in green. All of Cybelle’s answers are direct
quotes and are not typos.
1.
Why does Nick make fun of me for eating corn? Sanjiva at
CMU
What is the sound of
one hand clapping?
Well, Sanjiva, it
really has nothing to do with the corn. If you hadn’t noticed Nick likes to
make fun of you for anything. He really doesn’t need a reason. I’m not sure
about the one hand clapping thing but check into that as well.
2. Why ask why? Matt at CMU
My purpose is to
collect new information. Was it not
polite to ask?
I don’t know. I’m not
the one asking all of the questions. I’m here to provide answers. But, I think
you should ask why because it’s funny. Like in the Buttons and Mindy cartoons
where Mindy would constantly walk up to people and ask what they were doing and
then ask them why about a hundred times. It’s a classic gag. But, maybe you knew
that and were using that gag against me. If that is the case I want you to know
that I saw right through your little plan.
3. What’s the average airspeed of an African swallow? Becky at CMU
I can give you the
arithmetic mean or median.
That would depend on
how fast it’s flying.
4. Why isn’t Weezer coming to Pittsburgh? Nick at CMU
Why do I exist?
Weezer is not coming
to Pittsburgh due to an evil plot by the Illuminati. The members of Weezer are
the only ones smart enough to uncover all of the secret world domination
conspiracies that are going on here. So higher ups in the Illuminati called
Weezer and told them that they were an city council. Then using that ingenious
cover they went on to say that Pittsburgh would be closed throughout their
tour. Weezer, trusting as they are believed every word of it and therefore made
no plans to come here.
5. Why don’t people
realize that Clark Kent is Superman? Count Chocula
Perhaps
people realize that clark kent is superman is impossible.
I
had always assumed the city of Metropolis had an incredibly poor public school
system. This leads to an entire city filled with morons, who constantly fall
out of windows, off balconies and etc. They are just too stupid to realize that
Clark Kent is Superman. Or it could be that their vision is horrible due to
some experiment by one of the many evil villains in the area.
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