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ASK POTATO COMMISH
I will answer questions sent
throughout the week here every Friday. To ask me a question just click here and give me your name (alias),
state, and question.
1.
What does the “T” in Mr. T stand for? Ryan at CMU
I’m afraid that I
cannot answer this question, Ryan. You must find your own T. For me to tell
what the T should represent for you would be a heinous injustice. For me the T
stands for toughness. This is what Mr. T is to me. But you must decide for
yourself what that T means to you Ryan. Now go forth and find your personal T.
2. Whatever happened to the other two guys on the Cinnamon Toast
Crunch box? Agent Guy Smiley
Well, based on the
latest FBI evidence I have confirmed that Wendall did in fact eat them. I
realize that Wendall was said to be under FBI surveillance at the time, but
this is a conspiracy of mass proportions. The FBI is just Wendall’s pawn he
uses bribes and threats of eating them to get his way. He had to get rid of the
other two because they got to close to the truth. And they had the
irresistible taste of cinnamon and
sugar. The taste you can see. So they were eaten with a quickness.
3. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck
wood in 3.2 seconds? Agent Knappsack
1.3lbs or .59 kg for
you metric folks.
4. I netfo dnif taht I kaeps sdrawkcab. Si taht a melborp? Kabir at CMU
Ti dluoc eb a suoires
melborp deedni. Ouy dluohs ylbaborp kees lanoisseforp pleh. Ti si a suoires
ssenlli.
5. Whatever happened to sock monkeys? James from Georgia
Well, this is a sad
story indeed, and one that is rarely publicized. Sock monkeys in the late
1800’s and early 1900’s were hunted to the brink of extinction. The sock
monkey’s beautiful pelts were sold for 1000’s of dollars a piece. This led to
mass hunting and multibillion dollar industry. In 1924 they were declared an
endangered species and all hunting on sock monkeys was stopped. But, sock
monkeys have not made a very spectacular come back. They are incredibly rare to
see in the wild, and are most often observed in captivity.
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