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ASK POTATO COMMISH
I will answer questions sent
throughout the week here every Friday. To ask me a question just click here and give me your name (alias),
state, and question.
1.
What the hell is a skort? Graeme from England
Wow, this is a
toughie. You were probably talking to a drug dealer. Am I right? Because a skort
is a measurement of crack. You are probably not familiar with the term since
you are from England, but in the US one often goes and buys skorts of crack. If
you don’t believe me, then find a crack dealer and ask them, I am sure that
they’ll be more than willing to confirm my answer.
2.
If you were stranded on a desert island
and you could bring only one thing, what would it be and why? Becky at CMU
First off, I would
never be stranded on a desert island. I have no idea how my life could take a
turn that would end with me on a desert island, with only one thing. But I have
come up with an answer anyway. I would bring a shovel. This is so I could bury
myself in sand and whenever someone came by I’d jump up and scream at them.
Then they’d run away as I rolled around laughing at them.
3.
Why does one park in a drive way and
drive in a parkway? Rolland from Maine
So, you’re the one
who always backs up traffic in my driveway. And you were probably the driver
who hit my car when I parked it to go to the mall. Sir, please give up your driver’s license
before you seriously hurt yourself or someone else. One does not drive on a
parkway nor does one park on a driveway. You are an accident waiting to happen.
Please, get in touch with me so we can swap insurance info.
4.
Does Dracula get ticks? Courtney from
Maine
I refuse to answer
this question on the basis that I do not think that it would be ethical. You
were obviously assigned to read Dracula for school, but you didn’t. So now you
want to get all of the major plot points from me. Shame on you. You have made a
mockery of Ask Potato Commish and everything that Y.M.I.A.D.F. stands for. If
your lazy and don’t want to read it, just get the Cliff’s Notes for crying out
loud. Don’t ask me to do extra work.
5.
After your brother’s wedding, did you
have and Immaculate Reception? Sanjiva, Mudge
C-Ground Dictator for Life
Oh, for the love of
God, Sanjiva. That was one of the three worst puns I have ever heard. You said
the other two as well. Wow, I’m just aghast at how sad that was. You have
utterly amazed me. A better way to spend your time would be to show undying
affection for Michelangelo some more.
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