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ASK POTATO COMMISH
I will answer questions sent
throughout the week here every Friday. To ask me a question just click here and give me your name (alias), state,
and question.
This week I’m doing celebrity Ask
Potato Commish, so I apologize to any non-celebrities who had questions.
They’ll be answered next week. By the way, all of these questions were asked by
each of these celebrities, the question may not have been directed at me,
however.
1.
Wouldn’t it be nice if all of the annoying people on
Earth became our personal servants? Scott Adams creator, of Dilbert
That would be great,
for the rest of you at least. I’m not sure that I’d be too happy as a personal
servant, though. But, I guess it’s only fair.
2.
Where can a woman make the most money? Tom Brokaw, Anchorman
I’m not actually sure
how you are going to use this information, Mr. Brokaw. But, in order to answer
that question you must first answer this one: How can a woman make the
most money? And this question is easy to answer. Women can make the most money
the same way men can. And that is through crime. Don’t believe the clichés.
Crime does pay, and pay well. Look at Bill Gates. He’s the richest man
in the world through illegal monopolies. No, you don’t have to setup a huge
multibillion dollar company to be rich. You could just steal from Bill Gates
and then become the richest person. So apparently anyone can make the most
money at Bill Gates house, taking all of his money somehow.
3.
Do you have six fingers on your right
hand? Mandy Patinkin, Actor
No. And I did not
kill your father and I will not prepare to die.
4.
If you were going to be guest on my
show, what would the subject matter be? Jerry Springer,
Talk Show Host
If I were on your
show the subject could be a variety of things. Such as, College Students Who
Fiddle With Inane Web Pages Rather Than Working, or People Who Hate
Mousetrap Driven Cars. If Scott Adams dream comes true I could be on Annoying
People Who Are Now Our Personal Servants. As you can see Mr. Springer I
could be on shows with varying subject matter.
5.
What can we do together in the years to
come? President William Jefferson Clinton
Well, Mr. President
it seems that in the upcoming years you should have a lot of free time. But I’m
going to be busy with college. Sorry, but maybe we could get together for lunch
over the Summer. That should work out well. Take it easy.
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