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ASK POTATO COMMISH
I will answer questions sent
throughout the week here every Friday. To ask me a question just click here and give me your name (alias),
state, and question.
1. What is the best thing about Canada? Becky at CMU
The best thing about
Canada is that I don’t live there.
Actually that’s about the only good thing about Canada. Sorry, to any Canadians who may read this. Oh, who am I kidding, Canadians can’t read. Oh well, sorry to
anyone else who might be offended. But, get over it.
2. If vegetable oil is made of vegetables what is baby oil made of? Bud in Ohio
Baby oil is obviously
made out of babies. I’m sorry but this question is a waste of my time. If you
could not figure this out for yourself then you have my sincerest pity.
3. The word “dictionary” is in the dictionary, but if you don’t know
what a dictionary is, how can you look it up? James (my Dad) in Ohio
Well, if you don’t
know what a dictionary is you have more problems than just not knowing what a
dictionary does. So, if anyone ever asks you what a dictionary is just give
them a couple of bucks and hope they go away.
Because an intelligent conversation will not follow.
4. Why is Jim’s bed broken again? Torrey at CMU
Jim’s bed is broken
again because Jim was too lazy to fix it the first time. It’ll probably be
broken for a good long time too. Because Jim’s laziness factor in regards to
this matter is a 12 so it’s really not a high priority. If your so worried
about it why don’t you fix it. Yeah, that’s right.
5. Why do the fans want it? Sanjiva
Dictator for Life of Mudge C-Ground
This question was in
regard to why the fans want the new Ask Potato Commish up by 10 PM. The answer is
that the fans are far more intelligent than you Sanjiva. I’m sorry but, the
fans know what’s important. There would be rioting in the streets if this
wasn’t up in time. Sure, I may be delusional, and the “fans” may not actually
care at all. But still the question was not well thought just as I would expect
from a Michelangelo lover as yourself.
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