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ASK POTATO COMMISH
I will answer questions sent
throughout the week here every Friday. To ask me a question just click here and give me your name (alias),
state, and question.
Since this is the first week I
decided to find 5 random question online and answer them.
1. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? rudy@hiwaay.net
Well Rudy phonetic isn’t spelled
the way it sounds for the same reason that sword has a “w”. And that reason is
that the people who made up the English language were/are antisocial masochists
who like making life as difficult as possible for those of us who don’t
understand the roots of words.
2. My friend told me there's a funny
Dilbert strip about meetings. Can you send it to me? Can you tell me what book
it's in? http://www.dilbertzone.com/
No and no.
3. What do u think about Napster? I just want to
know if you approve. Jeremy
McCarthy CT http://www.weirdal.com
Yes Jeremy, I do approve
of Knappster as a nickname for Agent Knappsack, but you would probably want to
ask him, not me. But, I do know that agent Knappsack does disapprove of your
misspelling his name. Please Jeremy next time check the name before you
embarrass yourself.
4. How am I going to get up to the
floor? Calvin Calvin and Hobbes 11/15/1989
Well Calvin, I know
for a fact that you attempt to climb down the bookcase and then jump to a chair
and hang on for dear life. Then your Mom comes picks you up and sets you down
in your room and, your personal gravity is no longer reversed.
5. A runtime error has occurred. Do you
wish to debug? My computer
No, I never wish to
debug, what the hell do I know about debugging. Quit asking already for crying out
loud. Stupid machine.
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